Turns out that Jello Instant Chocolate Fudge Pudding will calm you when you need it. even if you're making 8 boxes of it. (Yikes!)
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You'll also need an assistant to write RIP on your tombstones (in this case, Sandies shortbreads). Since this labor is (technically) free, you will be grateful no matter how they turn out. It's the thought that counts!
Then, insert a layer of pudding into your serving cups, followed up the Oreo "dirt", a tombstone, and maybe a fake flower or skeletal arm to make people pretend that it truly is a graveyard.
Or not. However, for a tasty dessert, people will certainly humor you to get at that pudding!